Sunhill: I thought you hated places like this.
Brenner: I do. But our murderer might be in here. They were probably
sitting in here, looking all smug and shiny... until we walked in.
Now they're a little less smug and shiny... and I just think that's
cool, don't you?

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Brenner: My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I
worshipped him.

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Brenner: So what happened to the guy with the gun?
Sunhill: I married him.
Brenner: Well, I'm happy for you. I wish a long life of happiness for
both of you.
Sunhill: I filed for divorce.
Brenner: That's good.

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Kent: What do you have?
Brenner: Just a preliminary list of suspects.
Kent: Who?
Brenner: Everyone.
Kent: Looks like you have to narrow it down.
Brenner: Where were you when she was killed?
Kent: I was in the tower when I got the call. No witnesses, though.
You?
Brenner: I was killing someone else. I didn't have time to kill two
people.

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Moore: We are, I assume, still trying to outwit each other?

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Paul Brenner: These days, you have to boil somebody before you can
sleep with them.

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Sunhill: Why was she murdered?
Brenner: Well, possible motives for murder are profit, revenge,
jealousy, to conceal a crime, to avoid humiliation, or plain old
homicidal mania. Right there in the manual.

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Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: Unclench your ass cheeks, Delbert, the
scary part's over.

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[Going through Campbell's highly organized closet]
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: This was one squared-away
soldier. Equally prepared for a military ball or the next war in the
jungle.

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Colonel Robert Moore: Do you think I'm involved in this?
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: One way or another, yes.
Colonel Robert Moore: Then wouldn't it behoove me to retain the
services of an attorney? I know a good one.
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Two problems there. First the
obvious: there are no good ones. Second, you're not a civilian,
Colonel, you're in the army. You have no rights to an attorney. You
have no right to remain silent. And if you don't cooperate I may have
to put you in jail and that would make me feel really bad.

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